1: Someone who makes up pointless
words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.
2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse
woth a
spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
1: "For making this
definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."
2: "I, am a sporkfucker.
Now, if you'll
excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."