porkfucker
porkfucker by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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porkfucker • Park Fucker • Pork sucker • Pork Tucker • porkfuck • SporkFucker • Perifucker • Ponyfucker • potfucker • BumDiddy-PorkFuck
poopfucker
poopfucker by The Weenis February 11, 2008
porkfuck
What the hell is this porkfuck doing here?
Sporkfucker
1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.
2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."
2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."
2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."
Sporkfucker by Sah-gay February 16, 2005
Porkfuck
1) An individual who loves to ''pull your pork''. (Aka Someone who gets on your nerves)
2) A rather large individual who overrides anyone else's opinions.
3) A sex-crazed gay man.
2) A rather large individual who overrides anyone else's opinions.
3) A sex-crazed gay man.
For instance :
1) Tell this porkfuck to go to another club then!
2) Is this porkfuck serious right now? No, you hold on a second....
3) He's a such a porkfuck. I saw him go into a washroom stall. There were 6 legs.
1) Tell this porkfuck to go to another club then!
2) Is this porkfuck serious right now? No, you hold on a second....
3) He's a such a porkfuck. I saw him go into a washroom stall. There were 6 legs.
Porkfuck by thextinathegina January 9, 2011
BumDiddy-PorkFuck
An exclamatory word used by people who are looking to get their point across in a frustrated, yet humorous way.
You tell them I dont give a BumDiddy-PorkFuck how much it costs! My shipment of Scandanavian rat porn better be here by the end of next week or so help me fuck!
BumDiddy-PorkFuck by Adamclee123 September 27, 2018
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