portfuck 

To rape as of anally, or by insertion to or penetration of the anus with a long sticklike object.

Sodomy.

Dude I totally portfucked this hot bitch last night!

portfuck by Hitmen May 31, 2004

potfucker 

a person that fucks flower pots

A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker

potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014

porkfuck

A fat fucker.
An annoying asshole who always seems to be the places where you need him least.

What the hell is this porkfuck doing here?

porkfuck by Forseti May 1, 2006

Postfuck

When you check your facebook page and a facebook whore has posted on every status, link, picture or wall post. Essentially it's when a person feels it necessary to post on everything you say b/c they are either bored and have no life or they have access to facebook via a mobile device and are not paying attention to the road while driving or not working when getting paid to....

God damn it! This bitch has postfucked my facebook page. She has to comment on everything within seconds of me adding a comment!

Postfuck by Uncle Timmy September 25, 2009

portafuck 

when you bang in a portajon

Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.

portafuck by Luke March 25, 2004

Porkfuck

1) An individual who loves to ''pull your pork''. (Aka Someone who gets on your nerves)
2) A rather large individual who overrides anyone else's opinions.
3) A sex-crazed gay man.

For instance :

1) Tell this porkfuck to go to another club then!

2) Is this porkfuck serious right now? No, you hold on a second....

3) He's a such a porkfuck. I saw him go into a washroom stall. There were 6 legs.

Porkfuck by thextinathegina January 9, 2011

Potfucked 

The extreme itis post potlucks.

"This itis is no joke. I'm so over these potlucks."

"For real. You've been potfucked."

Potfucked by Alexawashere November 20, 2009