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portfuck 

To rape as of anally, or by insertion to or penetration of the anus with a long sticklike object.

Sodomy.
Dude I totally portfucked this hot bitch last night!
portfuck by Hitmen May 31, 2004
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potfucker 

a person that fucks flower pots
A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker
potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014
A fat fucker.
An annoying asshole who always seems to be the places where you need him least.
What the hell is this porkfuck doing here?
porkfuck by Forseti May 1, 2006
When you check your facebook page and a facebook whore has posted on every status, link, picture or wall post. Essentially it's when a person feels it necessary to post on everything you say b/c they are either bored and have no life or they have access to facebook via a mobile device and are not paying attention to the road while driving or not working when getting paid to....
God damn it! This bitch has postfucked my facebook page. She has to comment on everything within seconds of me adding a comment!
Postfuck by Uncle Timmy September 25, 2009

portafuck 

when you bang in a portajon
Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.
portafuck by Luke March 25, 2004
1) An individual who loves to ''pull your pork''. (Aka Someone who gets on your nerves)
2) A rather large individual who overrides anyone else's opinions.
3) A sex-crazed gay man.
For instance :

1) Tell this porkfuck to go to another club then!

2) Is this porkfuck serious right now? No, you hold on a second....

3) He's a such a porkfuck. I saw him go into a washroom stall. There were 6 legs.
Porkfuck by thextinathegina January 9, 2011

Potfucked 

The extreme itis post potlucks.
"This itis is no joke. I'm so over these potlucks."

"For real. You've been potfucked."
Potfucked by Alexawashere November 20, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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