porno 'stache

noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star

i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.

by minka kelly June 21, 2008

porn stache

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.

Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.

by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003

70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

by factcurate September 13, 2020

Pornstache

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

by Jeramiah Quimby July 5, 2009

Pornstache

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003

pornstache

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

pornstache

The pornstache crosses many cultures. The Pornstache is a warm welcoming and inviting look for non sexual settings, but sometimes sexual ones too.

Dave: Shit did you see Ricardo's Pornstache?!?! What a PERVERT!
Margie: Ricardo is the homie he wouldn't harm a soul! Only massage deeply with oil!

by pussidon232 October 7, 2019