Pornstache 

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

Pornstache by Jeramiah Quimby July 5, 2009

Pornstache 

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

Pornstache by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003

pornstache 

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

pornstache by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

pornstache 

The pornstache crosses many cultures. The Pornstache is a warm welcoming and inviting look for non sexual settings, but sometimes sexual ones too.

Dave: Shit did you see Ricardo's Pornstache?!?! What a PERVERT!
Margie: Ricardo is the homie he wouldn't harm a soul! Only massage deeply with oil!

pornstache by pussidon232 October 7, 2019

Pornstache 

A specific individual wearing aforementioned pornstache.

That fucktard pornstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.

Pornstache by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Pornstache 

George Mendez from Orange Is The New Black. Known for his disgustingly freaky facial hair.

"Oh you know, I got some dope off pornstache."
"How did you do that?"
"Eh, just did a little sexual favor"

Pornstache by AcrimonicAurax July 19, 2019

70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020