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A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.
Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.
by Jeramiah Quimby July 05, 2009
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The time between Christโ€™s birth and the beginning of the coronavirus.
In late 2016 AD or 3 B.C.V., Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.
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Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars
"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"
by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003
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ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.
CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.
by MustangWithInk June 30, 2007
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The pornstache crosses many cultures. The Pornstache is a warm welcoming and inviting look for non sexual settings, but sometimes sexual ones too.
Dave: Shit did you see Ricardo's Pornstache?!?! What a PERVERT!
Margie: Ricardo is the homie he wouldn't harm a soul! Only massage deeply with oil!
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by pussidon232 October 07, 2019
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A specific individual wearing aforementioned pornstache.
That fucktard pornstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
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