pornity 

when u r in the mood for porn but u cant get any b\c u r a lazy asshole who cant get it up.

dude i am feeling pornity!

pornity by Stephen derio July 3, 2008

Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.

Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"

Pornify by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Porniture 

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

Pornify

The act of choosing a porn video with another to mutually get off to; often through text, email, or online chat. A combination of the words "porn" and "satisfy". Also known as "relayed gratification." Once the video is agreed upon, it is often played after one of the two people says, "Ready? Go!"

Wanna pornify?
or afterwards.."pornified..thank you."

Pornify by thefoxandthehound January 13, 2013

pornotype 

Someone who looks exactly like a famous celebrity, except he or she does porn for a living.

Holy shit that chick giving a BJ looks exactly like Megan Fox! She must be her pornotype!

pornotype by Newklear_Phil May 18, 2009

pornitrated

When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.

orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!

pornitrated by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007

porniture 

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

porniture by Matt Bates December 1, 2003