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The act of not being, for there is no definition to do define what you are.
Lorena: should I watch birdbox?

Krista: I don’t want to.

Colt: it’s not worth.. I pornise.

Colt: promise*

Colt: ... or am I pornise? 🤔
pornise by Justcolt January 4, 2019
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pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.
"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"
pornosexual by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013
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A belief in and excessive use of pornography.
Jimmy believes in pornism, and exercises those beliefs daily.
pornism by {MOB}vegetZ February 23, 2005

Pornipedia 

A pornipedia is a walking talking depraved individual with a derelict moral compass that spins like there is no magnetic pole.

The pornipedia is a walking talking porn encyclopedia who can recite any and every odd porn trivia from memory and has a photographic memory of porn stars, scenes and pop shots.

The pornipedia is really a rare being and requires a constant feeding of porn. It appears that there is an increase in the occurrence of live pornipedias since the adoption of internet porn world wide.

Pornipedia's spend an inordinate amount of time on 4chan's adult channels.
Hey pornipedia, who is that pasty skinned <interrupts> "Stoya"

Hey pornipedia, who's the guy that shoots ropes and looks like <interrupts> "Peter north"

Hey pornipedia, who's the girl with the lips like <interrupts> "jesse jane"
Pornipedia by Lascivious March 26, 2010

pornish hen 

A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.
Vickie posted that picture of herself losing her bikini top; she's become a real pornish hen.
pornish hen by evil pop tart October 15, 2009
Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.
I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.
pornie by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

Pornosensitive 

Being in some way sensitive to porn.
A person is pornosensitive, if he or she was emotionally/physically/psychically moved by a porn clip and/or movie of any possible kind.

Also may refer to a person, who likes porn clips and/or movies.
Dude, have you heard? Sally is pornosensitive - she turned to be lesbian, after she saw the "Girly action in shower"!

Golly, I think I am pornsensitive! Last week I borrowed and watched twenty-seven different porn titles.
Pornosensitive by Dezider February 24, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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