SuezeeSmurd's definitions

Sextocity

Feeling drunk from the sextocity of a long sex marathon

After 8 hours of fucking I'm drunk with sextocity.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

pornie

Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.

I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

Perverted Piggie

A guy will call a girl a perverted piggie if she's into over the top kinky sexual stuff.

Man my girl is such a perverted piggie, it's awesome!! She is super sexual and loves to be dirty kinky.

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

Bing Bong

Slang used to mock and mimic the sounds of people speaking Chinese.

Those people are speaking Bing bong.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Spanky

Playful nickname for a guy who likes to spank his girl.

My spanky loves to surprise me with naughty spankings on my sexy little ass.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

weinie hat

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.

You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019