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i have pornsex every damn night
me and kelly were having sweaty pornsex last night. what can i say those naked girls on videos turn me on.
pornsex by sallyyy February 17, 2008
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pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.
"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"
pornosexual by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

Pornlexia 

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.
My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!
Pornlexia by Silverserpant October 30, 2019

Pornsexual 

A person, most likely living in the basement of his/her parents, that claims to like neither men or women in the real world but does, however, enjoy masturbating to porn.
A: "My mate nearly made it with this really hot girl yesterday, but he blew her off for jerking it to porn at home."

B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"

A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."
Pornsexual by Artnar May 19, 2010

porndexter

A person whose bookish pursuits extend only to pornographic material.
Look at Josh, he's such a poindexter.
No, he's actually a porndexter. It might look like he's reading an encyclopedia but there's actually a copy of Playboy hidden inside.
porndexter by Cuddles McStig December 19, 2008

pornosexual

One whose sexual orientation is directed to porn.
Mike: dude mark has so much porn
dave: yeah man he's a flaming pornosexual.
pornosexual by pkwa June 13, 2007

poinsexter 

POINSEXTER- A geek who texts pictures of his/her privates.
A poindexter who indulges in sexting is a 'poinsexter'.

Hey, that guy with the thick glasses and sweater vest just put his phone down his pants.
Oh no-he is a poinsexter!
poinsexter by 2 old 4 this March 27, 2013
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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