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"Pornsie" = Anyone addicted to porn so much that they prefer porn over actual sexual contact. Derived from "Pansie".

In fact, a "Pornsie" will eventually get so dependent on porn that he will not be able the get/maintain and erection during sex ... and finally, in the end, even alone by themselves, with the best porn on earth.

Woman "Pornsies" are rare, but do exist. They cannot "get wet" vs get an erection.
Jay is such a "Pornsie". His hot girlfriend Stephanie finally left him last week. He had promised her "no more porn", but then she discovered three lesbian domination magazines under his mattress.
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Porncierge 

Noun: A close friend whom you have an agreement with that will delete all of the porn from your computer as well as remove any pornographic material from your household in the event of your death.
Hey Pete, i have a lot of porn on my computer and in my bedroom. i'm going of to war tomorrow and very well may not return. I was wondering if i should die, could you please as to keep the memory of me strong be my Porncierge and remove such articles from my room and off of my computer.
Porncierge by sweet al October 30, 2009
Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.
I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.
pornie by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

Pornsexual 

A person, most likely living in the basement of his/her parents, that claims to like neither men or women in the real world but does, however, enjoy masturbating to porn.
A: "My mate nearly made it with this really hot girl yesterday, but he blew her off for jerking it to porn at home."

B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"

A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."
Pornsexual by Artnar May 19, 2010
i have pornsex every damn night
me and kelly were having sweaty pornsex last night. what can i say those naked girls on videos turn me on.
pornsex by sallyyy February 17, 2008

Pornstep 

A form of Dubstep so filthy and whorelike it's part of whole new sub-genre
I just listened to some pornstep so filthy I think my ears just got chlamidya
Pornstep by abriefhistoryofdrew February 22, 2011
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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