"Pornsie" = Anyone addicted to porn so much that they prefer porn over actual sexual contact. Derived from "Pansie".
In fact, a "Pornsie" will eventually get so dependent on porn that he will not be able the get/maintain and erection during sex ... and finally, in the end, even alone by themselves, with the best porn on earth.
Woman "Pornsies" are rare, but do exist. They cannot "get wet" vs get an erection.
Jay is such a "Pornsie". His hot girlfriend Stephanie finally left him last week. He had promised her "no more porn", but then she discovered threelesbian domination magazines under his mattress.
Noun: A close friend whom you have an agreement with that will delete all of the porn from your computer as well as remove any pornographic material from your household in the event of your death.
Hey Pete, i have a lot of porn on my computer and in my bedroom. i'm going of to war tomorrow and very well may not return. I was wondering if i should die, could you please as to keep the memory of me strong be my Porncierge and remove such articles from my room and off of my computer.
A person, most likely living in the basement of his/her parents, that claims to like neither men or women in the real world but does, however, enjoy masturbating to porn.
A: "My mate nearly made it with this really hot girl yesterday, but he blew her off for jerking it to porn at home."
B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"
A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."