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prenoodle 

the act of inserting a pool noodle into ones anus prior to intercourse or masturbation.
i always prenoodle before i wank.
prenoodle by Blakedo23 January 3, 2015
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Grenoodled 

When you try to say a word but completely fuck up its spelling.
"Let's do it for scisnxe!"
"Uhm, do you mean science...?"
"Yeah damn, I totally grenoodled that one"
Grenoodled by little_niglet October 24, 2016
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To request something on the condition that it causes no inconvenience to someone else.
A: "Could I prendle your pizza crust please?"
B: "Sure! I'm full—I was just about to throw it away."
prendle by Zucchinipi January 6, 2018

poonoodle 

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole
"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"
poonoodle by nate stahl November 11, 2008

Grenoodle 

Grenoodle is a sex move where a mixture of flavoured lubes are combined and inserted into a woman's pussy and then licked/sucked out by her partner.
"Yo, my girlfriend and I tried the Grenoodle last night,"
"What's that?"
"It's where you suck chocolate-flavoured lube out of her cunt,"
"Eww.."
"Don't knock it till you try it!"
Grenoodle by GrenoodleLover69 June 5, 2018
My girl is such a Renoodle.
Renoodle by SENTINEL. July 26, 2022
A female from an affluent background who is a tease with her sexuality. In the simplest of terms, when it comes to the baseball-sex analogy...a Proodle may let you get all the way to third base, but will start running backwards before you ever get a home-run.
I thought I was gonna get some last night, but turns out she was just a proodle!
Proodle by dslash March 23, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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