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Poopnoodle 

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.
I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.
Poopnoodle by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010
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poopnoodle 

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.
I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.
poopnoodle by Drosophila September 2, 2010

poopnoodle 

what do u think it is? its a poopnoodle you dumbshit, I just ate one. Honky Tonk Carrot ass Bitch
dude tyler sucks poopnoodle
poopnoodle by asswhore August 16, 2003

poonoodle 

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole
"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"
poonoodle by nate stahl November 11, 2008

Poop Noodle Parfait 

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."

poopgoogler 

1) One who Googles whilst pooping, namely on the widely popular Blackberry or Droid smartphones.

2) One who googles "poop," indicating a possibly unhealthy obsession with excrement and all things related, including sharting, farting, glass bottom boat, the dirty sanchez, and white turds.
Steph- I got a new Droid! Suzie- I knows it! You're such a poopgoogler now! I wish I had a Droid so I can google whilst I poop (singing "Google while I poop"...to the tune of "Whistle while you work")
poopgoogler by Jacy78 June 19, 2010

‘Stallis Poop Noodle 

A variation of the Poop Noodle, named after the city of West Allis in Wisconsin. It is when you have anal sex with someone, getting poop shoved up you’re urethra, and then they give you head, actively sucking the poop out.
Bro after me and Amy fucked last night, I got that ‘Stallis Poop Noodle