poodnoodle 

When you fuck someone in the ass and you pee out a noodle of poo

“When I fucked her in the ass, went to go pee, and a poodnoodle came out “

poodnoodle by M dawgggggg March 24, 2022

toodnoodler 

A person of either sex that is that is clearly not gay or acting gay. Yet they show no intrest or desire for someone of the opposite sex.

Walt is such a toodnoodler. He knows Yolanda is in love with him, but he won't even talk to her. Let alone date her.

I really like Oscar, but when he tried to kiss me I puked on him. I think I am becoming a toodnoodler.

toodnoodler by deezey September 5, 2007

poonoodle 

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole

"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"

poonoodle by nate stahl November 11, 2008

hoodnoodle

a japaese guy who lives in the hood

hoodnoodle

hoodnoodle by mr sleeybongwater July 9, 2010

Plodoodle

A Plodoodle is an amazing 174-way sexual position in which each person is taking a shit on at least 3 other people while receiving sex from 9 other people.

Guy 1: "How many people are attending our concert"
Guy 2: "Uhhhhh, about 174"
Guy 1: "Want to get them all into doing a Plodoodle?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!"

Plodoodle by 7111322 January 8, 2012

Poopnoodle 

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.

I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.

Poopnoodle by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010

poopnoodle 

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.

I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.

poopnoodle by Drosophila September 2, 2010