poopnoodle

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.

I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.

by Drosophila September 2, 2010

poopnoodle

what do u think it is? its a poopnoodle you dumbshit, I just ate one. Honky Tonk Carrot ass Bitch

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by asswhore August 16, 2003

Poopnoodle

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.

I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.

by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010