dorknoodle 

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

I can't believe he just did that! What a dorknoodle!

dorknoodle by St0rk July 21, 2006

dopenoodles

(1)So oneday Leah and Salina thought dope sauce was lonely, so we invented "dope noodles". It deprives from the popular word dopesauce. Dope noodles is what dope sauce is put on top of.
(2)Also, dope sauce can be referred to someone/something being awesome and very cooleo.

(1)ex. To give your dope sauce that extra BAM-SHA-BAM, add dope noodles!

(2)ex. Boy: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Boy: "Dopenoodles!"

dopenoodles by Leah and Salina January 3, 2005

porknoodle

(pôrk'nōōd'l) n. A flaccid penis.

I just got my porknoodle caught in my zipper while taking a piss.

porknoodle by Tommy Ragu January 8, 2009

Derpnoodle 

The act of derping like a noodle head.

thing 1: that herp is such a derpnoodle
thing 42: yeah i could totally kick his ass

Derpnoodle by =NF= The King Of No Pants!!! August 29, 2011

Darnkoodle

Sneaking out of bed, most often used when someone else is in the bed

"I have to darnkoodle every night.

Darnkoodle by STARB0ARD May 27, 2018

dorknozzle 

An individual who interjects obvious & rhetorical information or observations into a conversation, exchange, interaction etc. in an attempt to be noticed and/or acknowledged.

"Yet again, Tom had to shove (name your most despised politician/leader) latest outburst into debate over the reasons behind management stating all work boots must be black. What a fucking dorknozzle."

dorknozzle by from_wrenches_to_spreadsheets October 3, 2019