dorknoodle
1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.
dorknoodle by St0rk July 21, 2006
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dopenoodles
(1)So oneday Leah and Salina thought dope sauce was lonely, so we invented "dope noodles". It deprives from the popular word dopesauce. Dope noodles is what dope sauce is put on top of.
(2)Also, dope sauce can be referred to someone/something being awesome and very cooleo.
(2)Also, dope sauce can be referred to someone/something being awesome and very cooleo.
(1)ex. To give your dope sauce that extra BAM-SHA-BAM, add dope noodles!
(2)ex. Boy: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Boy: "Dopenoodles!"
(2)ex. Boy: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Boy: "Dopenoodles!"
dopenoodles by Leah and Salina January 3, 2005
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dorknoodle • porknoodle • Darnkoodle • Derpnoodle • dopenoodles • dork nozzle • dick noodle • Dirt Noodle • Dog Noodle • dome noodles
porknoodle
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Darnkoodle by STARB0ARD May 27, 2018
dorknozzle
An individual who interjects obvious & rhetorical information or observations into a conversation, exchange, interaction etc. in an attempt to be noticed and/or acknowledged.
"Yet again, Tom had to shove (name your most despised politician/leader) latest outburst into debate over the reasons behind management stating all work boots must be black. What a fucking dorknozzle."
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