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potfucker 

a person that fucks flower pots
A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker
potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014

poopfucker 

Someone who fucks poop, directly or indirectly. Often used as a derogative term for gays.
Guy 1: Richard Simmons is a poopfucker!

Guy 2: Ew, yeah probably.
poopfucker by The Weenis February 11, 2008

Pityfucker

Term to describe people, who fuck really ugly dudes just because theyre decent human beings without any attraction whatsoever.
A: Why did you fuck that guy last weekend? He was soooo ugly…
B: I dont know man, he smiled at me with his crooked teeth and payed for my drink.
A: Oh my God bitch, youre such a PITYFUCKER!
Pityfucker by ihavethreepinkytoes January 16, 2022

phonefuckery 

When your phone randomly and spontaneously loses signal repeatedly though not constantly in an area you know for a fact has ample coverage.
Sorry we got cut off, this area is complete phonefuckery.

The area around Forest Lawn and WB is total phonefuckery.
phonefuckery by KT Writer September 4, 2013

porkfucker 

damn I didn't know justin was a porkfucker
porkfucker by Anonymous May 15, 2003

ponylicker 

somene who blows in someones asshole until they fart
Damn! I couldn't light a match 5 miles from that ponylicker.
ponylicker by Tori and Emily January 6, 2003
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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