Sah-gay's definitions
1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.
2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."
2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."
2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."
by Sah-gay February 16, 2005
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