porkfuck

A fat fucker.
An annoying asshole who always seems to be the places where you need him least.

What the hell is this porkfuck doing here?

by Forseti May 1, 2006

Porkfuck

1) An individual who loves to ''pull your pork''. (Aka Someone who gets on your nerves)
2) A rather large individual who overrides anyone else's opinions.
3) A sex-crazed gay man.

For instance :

1) Tell this porkfuck to go to another club then!

2) Is this porkfuck serious right now? No, you hold on a second....

3) He's a such a porkfuck. I saw him go into a washroom stall. There were 6 legs.

by thextinathegina January 9, 2011

BumDiddy-PorkFuck

An exclamatory word used by people who are looking to get their point across in a frustrated, yet humorous way.

You tell them I dont give a BumDiddy-PorkFuck how much it costs! My shipment of Scandanavian rat porn better be here by the end of next week or so help me fuck!

by Adamclee123 September 27, 2018

Pork Fuck

a fat ass who is pompous

your such a pork fuck.

by guitarfreak946 February 2, 2009

portfuck

To rape as of anally, or by insertion to or penetration of the anus with a long sticklike object.

Sodomy.

Dude I totally portfucked this hot bitch last night!

by Hitmen May 31, 2004

porkfucker

One who fucks pork

damn I didn't know justin was a porkfucker

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Pork Fuck

A person who is generally a dickhead, but a more extreme insult.
Especially effective if they're fat.

Duuuuuude, Jake Gylenhall is SUCH a pork fuck!

by T-Phalange April 12, 2011