Portering 

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

"Freakin' Mike won againg because he was portering the whole time!"

Portering by dube56 May 12, 2008

Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).

I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

Lennart Poettering by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

pondering by Ponder land. December 1, 2013

Pondering Orb

To ponder a round blue ball

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*

Pondering Orb by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021

ParterInCrimeForLife 

Muskan and Mo ❤️
PIC4L are people who will :
•Always be there for each other no matter what.

•They listen to you and understand you.

•You can call anytime about anything you feel you need to speak about or vent out

•They will stand up for you in the times when you need it most.
•Keep your secrets close, you can trust with your life.

•They will support you in any decision you make even if it's hard for them.

•They are there for you as much as they can be and does and says whatever they can to up your mood in down times.
•You can be your COMPLETE and total self around them without feeling uncomfortable.
•You can say or do anything but your relationship never changes.

•They will always want the best for you Just like you will always want for them.

It feels as if they were sent from heaven to make your life that much easier. They will do almost anything for you as you would do for them, and will love you no matter what kind of stupid things you do.

And as people change, your LOVE with a REAL PIC4L will never fade through all the phases of life and problems that come a long with it AND THATS A FACT 😎❤️

#MY PIC4L is always here for me just like I’m there for them
#My PIC4L is my everything my world myjaan mylife my bestfriend my famlee and all.
ParterInCrimeForLife means YourClosestPerson

ParterInCrimeForLife by mushy786 January 12, 2020

petering the russo 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Brian will be late. He's in there petering the russo.

petering the russo by BigPoppy May 30, 2015

Piss Posturing 

Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."

She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.

Piss Posturing by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017