pukesterbate 

Stickin' ye finger down ye throat till ye throw up. Watch summin' gross if ye want a lil' more 'bate.

Anorexics just LOVE to pukesterbate!

pukesterbate by Batman Forever 1995 February 13, 2024

pikesturbate 

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.

Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!

pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pikesturbate 

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.

'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'

pikesturbate by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

pokesturbate 

The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.

"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"

"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"

pokesturbate by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007

popesterbate

The act of poopsterbating in a church's or holy place's bathroom.

I ducked out of mass for a quick popesterbate this afternoon... I left quite the offering.

popesterbate by furtivespy February 23, 2014

Peesterbate 

When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.

I accidently peesterbated last night.

Peesterbate by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010

nukesterbate 

Masturbating in a radioactive zone seeking the ultimate nuclear pleasure.

Hey, isn't Alexei supposed to be guarding the Chernobyl entrance?
Oh he's probably nukesterbating near one of the radioactive zones.
Isn't it dangerous to nukesterbate?
Yolo

nukesterbate by Santi's Apprentice January 8, 2014