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poopsterbating

the act of masturbating while defecating simultaneously.
Jill was appalled when she caught her boyfriend poopsterbating in the bathroom.
poopsterbating by Apolloss March 2, 2014

Poopsturbation 

The act of grabbing a crock of shit and using it as lubricant while polishing the rusty handle (aka jacking off). Not for the faint hearted. Widely practiced in Germany.
Jacking off old school is nice and all, but poopsturbation gets me off in seconds!
Poopsturbation by ein Kackspieler November 5, 2010

black opsterbation 

the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. A "Call of Duty" analogy of masterbation.
Bill: Come join me in a public Team Deathmatch.

Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.
black opsterbation by daBuster September 28, 2011

posturbation 

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.
If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.
posturbation by pteryakisan October 30, 2013

pussterbation 

pussterbation - An unnecessary term meaning vaginal masturbation. Portmanteau of pussy and masturbation.
Yesterday my mom asked me if I had discovered the joys of pussterbation.
pussterbation by anklepain9000 July 12, 2010

poopsterbation

poopsterbation is always best on a tiolet
poopsterbation by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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