poozled

You are trying to take a dumb, and are really confused why you can't poop.

The act of confusion from constipation.

"Why can't I go poop, Mom?" -Alex

"Honey, don't be so poozled. It will come out!" -Mom

by Emily Bordeau February 24, 2010

cream poozled

A fancy cumshot

Emily goes out with a rich man, so she got cream poozled.

by Natypoopoo April 10, 2023

poozle

vulva, vagina, especially when in full arousal in the expectation and desire for sexual intercourse

<cited from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" (Signet paperback page 190) - Ken Kesey, "...legs long enough to lock around his mighty back , and a little cup of poozle warm and juicy and sweet as butter an' honey...">

by pack rat rider July 1, 2004

poozle

(n.) vagina.

See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.

I put my stank down on that bitch's poozle.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003

poozle

a woman's vagina ready for sex

You have a hot and juicy poozle

by Bucky Baby April 24, 2005

Poodled

To have sex with an unwilling drunk or drugged person, under the guise of friendship. The offender will usually offer to "drive" the victim home & may position themselves for innocent cuddling, mimicking a lap dog.

Look at that sober guy taking that wasted chick home, she's getting poodled tonight.

"I don't remember anything from last night, but I woke up naked, I've been poodled!"

by dentontrth May 26, 2010

poozle

a woman's vagina
pussy

She's sittin' on some fine poozle.

by doxman November 22, 2003