poozled
You are trying to take a dumb, and are really confused why you can't poop.
The act of confusion from constipation.
The act of confusion from constipation.
poozled by Emily Bordeau February 24, 2010
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cream poozled
cream poozled by Natypoopoo April 10, 2023
Related Words
poozled • cream poozled • poozle • poodled • poodledoodle • Pooled • #PoodledOut • poodled-up • poogled • Pookled
poozle
<cited from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" (Signet paperback page 190) - Ken Kesey, "...legs long enough to lock around his mighty back , and a little cup of poozle warm and juicy and sweet as butter an' honey...">
poozle by pack rat rider July 1, 2004
poozle
(n.) vagina.
See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.
See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.
poozle by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003
Poodled
To have sex with an unwilling drunk or drugged person, under the guise of friendship. The offender will usually offer to "drive" the victim home & may position themselves for innocent cuddling, mimicking a lap dog.
Look at that sober guy taking that wasted chick home, she's getting poodled tonight.
"I don't remember anything from last night, but I woke up naked, I've been poodled!"
"I don't remember anything from last night, but I woke up naked, I've been poodled!"
Poodled by dentontrth May 26, 2010
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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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