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To have sex with an unwilling drunk or drugged person, under the guise of friendship. The offender will usually offer to "drive" the victim home & may position themselves for innocent cuddling, mimicking a lap dog.
Look at that sober guy taking that wasted chick home, she's getting poodled tonight.

"I don't remember anything from last night, but I woke up naked, I've been poodled!"
Poodled by dentontrth May 26, 2010
Words you can keep
To be charged a fee as a direct result of being charged another fee by your credit card company. Happens especially when you are both maxxed out and a day late with a payment.

Derived from Fee-fee = Fifi
I've been poodled by Capital One!
poodled by Abiebaby April 14, 2005
1. When confused/muddled.
2. When violently confused/muddled.
3. When disturbed.
'This mathematical equation has me terribly poodled!'

poodled by Kate Dyer October 21, 2008

poodled-up 

Slang for 'to humble' or 'was humbled'

e.g. Big Dave poodled-up when Little Steve called his bluff and punched him out.

e.g. Joe poodled-up and folded his pair of Aces when Bob placed his bet.

e.g. When loinly Lori pulled her pants off, Dave poodled-up and ran home.
poodled-up by Loinly February 5, 2008

pappy van poodle 

Pappy van Poodle is a character from a free to play 3DS game called Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball released in western territories in 2014. Until early 2019, almost everyone, especially in the West, had no idea of the character’s existence. This is most likely because, to even see him, you have to purchase an in-game mini-game from Rusty (the shop owner) without using the haggling option to reduce the price of said mini-game. However, when YouTuber Nick Robinson uploaded a video titled “ The Nintendo character with zero Google results”, interest of Pappy van Poodle skyrocketed and within 5 months he went from 0 to 15,100 Google search results, was featured in a video with over 3 million views as of October 22nd 2019 and even got a petition on change.org to get him into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
“Pappy van Poodle for Smash!”
“Pappy van Poodle...neighbour, businessman...and mentor to Rusty for nearly 20 human years.”
pappy van poodle by SleepyCustard October 22, 2019

Doodles Poodles

A group of 4 amazing friends who love summer,dogs, and are absolutely insane and act 4 years old all the time and can party pretty hard
Man those doodles poodles are like the coolest people I know

Sod Poodle 

The name used for “prairie dogs” a hundred years ago. A name loved by the Amarillo Community, but hated by a few clueless haters who Fish for support.
The pioneers were always weary of “sod poodles” destroying their crops.

Sod Poodles are scarier than a cheap haunted house.
Sod Poodle by WildWest44 November 14, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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