Pootling

To wander about, by foot or mechanical transport, with no specific destination in mind.

They were in the village, just pootling about in their motorcar.

by d.n. citoyen August 21, 2020

Pootling

To browse the internet when not actually looking for something specific.

'What you doing?'
'I'm Just Pootling on the web'

by BubbleSheep August 27, 2008

pootling

the vagina of a piglet

daves head looks just like a pootling

by pootlesaurus February 7, 2010

TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

by killerdove October 5, 2011

Poodling

When a furry wears a partial fursuit and leaves their skin exposed by wearing shorts or a t-shirt. This is sometimes looked down upon by furries, as it is considered "breaking the magic". Named after the fact that it resembles a poodle with shaved legs.

"That furry couldn't have even been bothered to wear long sleeves. Fucking degenerates, I hate poodling"

by Zanyystar March 7, 2020

poutling

A poutling is a young girl who takes selfies and posts them on social networking sites ,she pouts like a trout but is young and easily misguided by todays culture.A poutling may grow out of the bitchy way she has been born into or she may progress to being a total bitch who loves herself and masturbates in the mirror with a hairbrush handle.Either way a poutling is easily groomed and pure jailbait.

who is that poutling on your facebook with the small firm titties ?
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.

"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"

by XoutcastX February 17, 2010