Poogling

The act of googling whilst pooing

Neil was Poogling the theory of relativity whilst in the bathroom

by Maxdangerpower July 13, 2011

Poogling

Children and teens of all ages anonymously browsing sensitive subjects (e.g. “poo,” sexuality, bullying, eating disorders, and suicide) that could lead to dangerously exposing oneself on the internet out of curiosity and the intimidation to ask others (e.g. family, friends, teachers, or peers)

Johnny got caught Poogling by his parents since he forgot to clear his history on his browser.

by EDGMIW January 22, 2009

Poogling

Children and teens of all ages anonymously browsing controversial subjects (e.g. “poo,” sexuality, bullying, eating disorders, suicide) that could lead to dangerously exposing oneself on the internet out of curiosity and the intimidation to ask others (e.g. family, friends, teachers, or peers)

I caught my child browsing the web for inappropriate material: Poogling.

by Make It Work October 16, 2008

Poogling

Randomly surfing the net, finding random websites and spendin hours at the computer with nothing to show for your time when you switch it off.

person1: hey, wuu2?
person2:not alot, just poogling

by george, romford October 3, 2008

TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

by killerdove October 5, 2011

Poodling

When a furry wears a partial fursuit and leaves their skin exposed by wearing shorts or a t-shirt. This is sometimes looked down upon by furries, as it is considered "breaking the magic". Named after the fact that it resembles a poodle with shaved legs.

"That furry couldn't have even been bothered to wear long sleeves. Fucking degenerates, I hate poodling"

by Zanyystar March 7, 2020

Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.

"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"

by XoutcastX February 17, 2010