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Daves are the Scouse slang for cigarettes
What's happening lad , got any Daves for me ?
Daves by Theniro May 28, 2018
A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe
Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead
Daves by Judos January 13, 2020

daves toyboy 

Every Dave needs a toy and Daves toy boy will supply him with sweet treats and sexual please.

Often on guard ready to finger his ass with a Kit Kat and lick his belly button.
Ew look at him, he’s such a Daves Toyboy
daves toyboy by CrazyFlute August 20, 2021

Daves' Hawg

The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.
I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!

daves van 

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x
let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x
daves van by davesdaddy March 15, 2022

Going to daves house 

Going to daves house means a secret way to say "masturbate."
Dude 1: So what are you going to do this weekend.

Dude 2: I plan on going to daves house .