Pootley 

Weed.

Guy 1: "Hey man, wanna go smoke some pootley?"
Guy 2: "Ohhh, CHOWA!"

Guy 1: "Down for pooting some pot?"
Guy 2: "Does a shark piss in the ocean?!"

Pootley by POOTLEYPOT March 26, 2010

pootley pie 

On TMZ (episode aired December 27, 2013), Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, names "pootley pie" as his favorite pie. It is explained that "pootley is used in terms of marijuana."

Steven Tyler's favorite pie is pootley pie.

pootley pie by LuluAndalusia January 2, 2014

pootle 

To move leisurely, with or without purpose.

A: Where are you going?
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person

A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.

pootle by Flaze July 20, 2008

Poolleyball 

The game of volleyball in which the participants play in a pool rather than in sand.

Chris-o-matic: it's so damn hot, but I'm bored. What are we gonna do? I'm losing my will to live!
Nebtastic: why don't we play volleyball?
Chris-o-matic: the sand is too hot. Why did I even wake up today?
Nebtastic: then we shall play it in the pool, and, yay, life will be good once again.
EE-ob: yeah, we call it Poolleyball, Bay-bee. Rotation!
Chris-o-matic: I want to live!! Rarrrrrr! I'm ALIVE!!

Poolleyball by Neb Smashington August 17, 2011

pootlegs 

when someone farts on a bus, train, subway etc and you have to inhale the fumes. the person that farts has pootlegs

Hey dude, you have pootlegs.

pootlegs by squirtmouth February 28, 2015

pootle 

To roam or wander

I'll just pootle down to the shops

pootle by Sloppy Sue June 10, 2003

Poodleying 

Two hermaphrodite goats mating on your dinner table.

Whooo the goats are poodleying!;)

Poodleying by savance July 24, 2009