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Poodleying 

Two hermaphrodite goats mating on your dinner table.
Whooo the goats are poodleying!;)
Poodleying by savance July 24, 2009
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Poodling 

When a furry wears a partial fursuit and leaves their skin exposed by wearing shorts or a t-shirt. This is sometimes looked down upon by furries, as it is considered "breaking the magic". Named after the fact that it resembles a poodle with shaved legs.
"That furry couldn't have even been bothered to wear long sleeves. Fucking degenerates, I hate poodling"
Poodling by Zanyystar March 7, 2020

pooleying 

Pooleying out is where all ya mates ask u to come out n party and u make really bad excuses to not come n then constantly moan about being bored.
"hey man im coming out at 5".............4.40"oh no im not"
1 hour later "im bored" via social networking sites
pooleying out
pooleying by Original Rambo April 24, 2014

poodling 

v. To poodle, having poodled, or to engage in poodling. 1.To worry incessantly over the unknown, characterized by clasping and unclasping the hands, tapping fingers together over and over again, and raising the eyebrows thus furrowing the brow. 2.To approach minutia with extreme trepidation.
From early 19th cen. German 'Pudelhÿng'
My wife's getting a nose ring today and I'm totaly poodling over it. You think you've got problems, the girl I'm dating won't wear my pajamas, I've poodled over it for days.
poodling by boo boo the bear May 25, 2007

Poodling 

The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.
Did you see Jenny last night?

Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!

_________________________

Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!

Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling

Poodling  

Messing about, wasting time. Doing nothing productive
She was Poodling about all morning and never got the jobs done.
He was Poodling on the internet all night so ended up not going out.
Poodling by EllieCee May 30, 2008

Poodling 

In competitive Roller Derby, the practice of intentionally incurring an additional minor penalty in order to gain an eventual strategic advantage. The accumulation of four minors is equivalent to a major. A skater who is about to become the "jammer", or scoring skater, does not want to start their turn with three minors, because if their "major" comes during their scoring turn the other team will get a boatload of points. So... a skater with three minors who is about to be the "jammer" will take a false start penalty, serve the one-minute major and get it out of the way before their jam starts.
She's going to be the next jammer, but she's got three minors. She'll probably resort to poodling.
Poodling by Doctor George June 19, 2011
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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