a surname given to those rescued from a life of crack and heroine. often associated with ‘crouch’ and ‘taylor’
also well known for their incest fondlings

did you see them crack babies saved from the street?

ah yes. we’ll call it pooley.

pooley by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

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The Pooley Effect

The Pooley Effect is constantly in play throughout everyone's whole life. It is the matter of when an individual does something extra ordinary and then the next thing they do, no matter how simple or complicated they will always fail

Note: We have been doing some research on The Pooley Effect and we have found some exemptions that The Pooley Effect can not "Effect". This content will be updated as new discoveries are found:
1) 12th Sep 2018; The Pooley Effect is not in-play in the handball squares

You: Yo did you just see Liam's intercept? That was amazing!
Liam: *then misses an open layup*
You: aw man, there's The Pooley Effect for you

The Pooley Effect by watdogyahotdog September 11, 2018

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Pulling a Pooley

This is when one of the boys pretends to go to the toilet. Whilst in the toilet he jumps out the window and gets a dez to his misses house. Thus dogging the boys without being seen.

Shayde was pulling a Pooley when he jumped out the bathroom window to be with his misses and not with the boys.

Pulling a Pooley by BigJamesy May 31, 2018

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