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sex god!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pooley by jess June 17, 2003
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welsh for shag.
I poolied a sheep last night.
pooley by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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Welsh Twat with no Green Cross code
Watch out for that car you Pooley!!
pooley by Jem September 26, 2003
nah he didn't do her! He's a pooley!
pooley by Mitz September 16, 2003
a surname given to those rescued from a life of crack and heroine. often associated with ‘crouch’ and ‘taylor
also well known for their incest fondlings
did you see them crack babies saved from the street?

ah yes. we’ll call it pooley.
pooley by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

The Pooley Effect 

The Pooley Effect is constantly in play throughout everyone's whole life. It is the matter of when an individual does something extra ordinary and then the next thing they do, no matter how simple or complicated they will always fail

Note: We have been doing some research on The Pooley Effect and we have found some exemptions that The Pooley Effect can not "Effect". This content will be updated as new discoveries are found:
1) 12th Sep 2018; The Pooley Effect is not in-play in the handball squares
You: Yo did you just see Liam's intercept? That was amazing!
Liam: *then misses an open layup*
You: aw man, there's The Pooley Effect for you
The Pooley Effect by watdogyahotdog September 11, 2018

Pulling a Pooley 

This is when one of the boys pretends to go to the toilet. Whilst in the toilet he jumps out the window and gets a dez to his misses house. Thus dogging the boys without being seen.
Shayde was pulling a Pooley when he jumped out the bathroom window to be with his misses and not with the boys.
Pulling a Pooley by BigJamesy May 31, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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