Portley

1. A male ginger, usually under age 18, who obsessively drinks milk and naps. As a result, the bones of a portley are almost pure calcium. The blood of a portley is 98.62% milk. In addition, portleys account for 82.7% of the world's milk consumption. They are often oafy and counter the effects of their milk drinking habits to an extent by drinking beer. This is called the "Portley Paradox". Their favorite song is always, without fail, Warm Leatherette by The Normal.

1. That new ginger kid is such a portley, he's always drinking milk and beer.

2. Yeah, I heard him listening to Warm Leatherette this morning.

by Δ Über Hipster Δ May 15, 2012

Portley

a) Someone who is more round, than fat.
b) Someone who eat's obscene amounts of food, all the time.

a) No John, I don't think you're fat, you're more of a portley fellow.

b) Damn G, you are one portley mo fo! You just ate 56 chicken wing's and a flat of coke!

by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005

Portlethen

Portlethen is a really cool school
Absolutely amazing!

So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10

Why do you go to portlethen?
Because it does good cake

by Ooglebooglehahahshgsgsgsgasg April 18, 2019

portkey

A portkey is an enchanted object that when touched will transport the one or ones who touch it to anywhere on the globe decided on by the enchanter.

Lavender: Um, Professor, can like a PERSON be a portkey?

Snape: No, that's absurd. Because if a person were to TOUCH THEMSELVES they would constantly be transported into different places

by Hermione J Granger December 15, 2012

Portly

Rather fat, well rounded. (Especially used to describe men and their bellies)

'Oh look at the size of David's belly! He's definitely becoming more portly.'

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 January 29, 2017

portly

A nice way to say that you or someone is a fat ass.

Does this jacket make me look portly?

by John Bontke December 5, 2003

portledge

A school that is more like a country club than a school. Kids with big egos and bigger bank accounts.

Did you see that Aston Martin in the parking lot? That is definitely a Portledge student.

by lilyachty November 17, 2016