Poolleyball

The game of volleyball in which the participants play in a pool rather than in sand.

Chris-o-matic: it's so damn hot, but I'm bored. What are we gonna do? I'm losing my will to live!
Nebtastic: why don't we play volleyball?
Chris-o-matic: the sand is too hot. Why did I even wake up today?
Nebtastic: then we shall play it in the pool, and, yay, life will be good once again.
EE-ob: yeah, we call it Poolleyball, Bay-bee. Rotation!
Chris-o-matic: I want to live!! Rarrrrrr! I'm ALIVE!!

Poolleyball by Neb Smashington August 17, 2011

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Poodleball

When a older, successful man seeks out a significantly younger, promiscuous man or woman by purchasing them alcohol and getting in good with their friends. Generally, the younger party is under the influence of alcohol, sometimes at the hands of the aforementioned gentleman. Sometimes this also involves Lexus Gallivanting. See also Beefcake or Trixie.

"Courtney totally got poodleballed by some 42 year-old dude at Boom...and went Lexus Gallivanting."

"Nardos was wasted and totally got poodleballed by some 36 year-old Sunshine dude at Brits."

Poodleball by What the Fuck? July 3, 2006

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Related Words

Poolleyball • Poodleball • Poodleballin

Poodleballin

I’m Tennessee it’s a man on all fours get his nuts licked

The girl gave him a Poodleballin

Poodleballin by Ballsy 69 January 5, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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