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poopytrim 

I dunno, but voodoochild says it all the time. It annoys everybody but me.
Poopytrim is now one of my favorite words.
poopytrim by strong badian April 11, 2005

pooptriot 

A pooptriot is someone who proclaims louder than anyone else that he loves his country, but then proceeds to travel thousands of miles in a pick-up truck full of loaded weapons, Molotov cocktails, and explosive devices, so he can violently break into his country's national legislature and make a half-assed attempt to kidnap the representatives from both major political parties and who people from all over the country voted into office. He will also threaten to kill the Vice President that he himself voted for. And, while also proclaiming very loudly that Blue Lives matter to him more than to any of those annoying Black Lives Matter people, he will beat a police officer in the head to death with a fire extinguisher. And, of course, he will also poop in the capitol building like a true patriot.
Pooptriot Lives Matter.

Remember the Pooptriot Riot on January 6, 2021?
pooptriot by MousseAuChocolat January 16, 2021

Pooptimist

Getting up and walking to get placed isn't really that hard, but I guess that's just I'm a pooptimist.
Pooptimist by Yayeet789123 January 3, 2019

Poopyheimer 

(noun) - A person who sharts themselves in public and sits on it until everyone leaves to avoid the embarrassment of having to excuse themselves for no apparent reason.
Did you smell John in the board meeting yesterday? He seemed to be glued to his seat. I'm pretty sure he's a poopyheimer.
Poopyheimer by Mac_NZ June 22, 2010

Pooptime 

An abbreviation of poop facetime

The act of FaceTime-ing while on the toilet.
Suzie almost puked while out to dinner with her parents when her boyfriend decided to pooptime her.
Pooptime by Pooptexter June 20, 2011

Poopytrip 

Tripping on mushrooms during a movie at a cinema. While seeing the movie, the intensity of the sound and picture makes you poop your pants.
Seeing The Dark Knight at the IMAX on shrooms gave me a massive poopytrip. The seat I was in will have to be removed.
Poopytrip by col_wake_N_bake June 8, 2009