Pooptimist

Like an optimist but not, you know what I mean?

Getting up and walking to get placed isn't really that hard, but I guess that's just I'm a pooptimist.

by Yayeet789123 January 3, 2019

poptimism

A disposition to view pop culture in a positive light.

The belief that pop music and literature has the potential to present something meaningful

Despite her poptimism, Alex couldnt enjoy any of the music on the radio.

by Crystal Stan November 4, 2012

Paranormal Pooptivity

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

postimist

A person able to see the best and worst of everything.

Gerry, a postimist could always see both the positive and negative aspects of any situation. Sure, he'd just discovered his girlfriend in bed with his best friend, but at least he wouldn't have to listen to her Radiohead cds anymore.

by sandy June 11, 2004

Poopinist

A person who poops often. On a daily basis, and sometimes two to three times a day

Flav is the poopinist person I know! She goes poop all the time

by Miss Flav June 9, 2010

potimistic

Being hopeful while you are stoned!

The act of believing something while you are high as fuck and not realizing that you are soon to forget what you are being hopeful about as soon as the THC leaves your body.

(while stoned)

(Josh)Yo I think I will get that Government job tommorow I mean I know they are going to drug test me but who knows I may pass!
(Travis) Way to be Potimistic bro!

by Lamzaney May 17, 2011

peptimistic

A viewpoint where the glass is both half full and half empty. Where the optimism stops when you realize the sick reality people live in.

Being happy as a child until you discover how bad the world is with gangs, violence and sins.Its a stop between optemistic and pessimistic = peptimistic/poptimistic

by Jam-to-the-Sun April 22, 2009