Pooptimism 

That feeling of hope when you wake up ready to take a poop

Danny is a pooptimist. He plans early morning workouts with the he confidence he’ll be able to take a dump before heading out.

Every pooptimist household should keep a few enema kits in storage.

When Julia eats dairy, all pooptimism is lost.

Pooptimism by CoffeeEnema December 21, 2024

poophemism

Asserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.

How one might implement a poophemism:

*Family at the table eating*

You: "Be right back, just going on a short logging expedition"

poophemism by LukeRam April 11, 2010

poptimism

A disposition to view pop culture in a positive light.

The belief that pop music and literature has the potential to present something meaningful

Despite her poptimism, Alex couldnt enjoy any of the music on the radio.

poptimism by Crystal Stan November 4, 2012

Pooptimist

Like an optimist but not, you know what I mean?

Getting up and walking to get placed isn't really that hard, but I guess that's just I'm a pooptimist.

Pooptimist by Yayeet789123 January 3, 2019

paptimism 

Encompasses the moral values and encompasses the patriarchal society in which we live in to this day. However it also emphasises the perspective of people on the moral compass, in which standpoint the people with side with.

The paptimism seen in society to this day, is never once ever never not been a force for good in the way of divine purpose and curiosity, further exacerbating the concept of paptimism.

paptimism by black123456789 March 7, 2023

Poptomism 

The observable phenomenon of various music types affect on arousal states during pornographic viewing. Not to be mistaken for Pop style porn music.

Scientist 1: "Mmm Justin Beiber's pop music has a positive correlation for erectile dysfunction during porn viewership."

Scientist 2: "Hold on lets test a control group. *begins experiment"

Scientist 1: "Yup for sure this is observational Poptomism."

Poptomism by PHD in Poptomism February 22, 2014

Poptimist 

A person who is half optimist and half pessimist.

Poptimist: It's a rainy day.. I hate rain.. But I like the fresh smell of the ground!

Poptimist by Imapoptimist November 14, 2011