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Pooptime by Pooptexter June 20, 2011
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3:20 Poop Time
The time most frequently associated with using the bathroom, specifically a poop. With school ending at 3:00pm, and after school sports beginning at 3:30, 3:20 becomes the perfect balance between dressing out and doing your business with just enough time to make It to practice. Similar to 4:20, the phrase was coined after a group of friends realized that everyday before track practice, they all took a poop at the similar time of 3:20.
Chris: Hey, Logan. Ready for track practice this afternoon?
Logan: Hell yea! I have been holding in this monster shit all day though man. I'm gonna have to stop and make a quick 3:20 poop time before practice.
Chris: I feel ya man. I will cya there!
Logan: Hell yea! I have been holding in this monster shit all day though man. I'm gonna have to stop and make a quick 3:20 poop time before practice.
Chris: I feel ya man. I will cya there!
3:20 Poop Time by Frost,L March 8, 2014
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When you get so drunk you puke all over yourself and your friends stuff and when youre in the bathroom throwing up all over yourself you dont know if its puke or poop, so you ask your friends and they sit there and laugh at your drunk ass... That is poop time
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You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
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You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
Friend: (blaaaaaaah) puking all over your stuff
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pooptie
a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.
Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.
Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?
Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.
Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?
Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.
pooptie by maskedbacktapper May 10, 2010
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E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012
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