Pooptime 

An abbreviation of poop facetime

The act of FaceTime-ing while on the toilet.

Suzie almost puked while out to dinner with her parents when her boyfriend decided to pooptime her.

Pooptime by Pooptexter June 20, 2011

3:20 Poop Time 

The time most frequently associated with using the bathroom, specifically a poop. With school ending at 3:00pm, and after school sports beginning at 3:30, 3:20 becomes the perfect balance between dressing out and doing your business with just enough time to make It to practice. Similar to 4:20, the phrase was coined after a group of friends realized that everyday before track practice, they all took a poop at the similar time of 3:20.

Chris: Hey, Logan. Ready for track practice this afternoon?

Logan: Hell yea! I have been holding in this monster shit all day though man. I'm gonna have to stop and make a quick 3:20 poop time before practice.

Chris: I feel ya man. I will cya there!

3:20 Poop Time by Frost,L March 8, 2014

Pooptimist

Like an optimist but not, you know what I mean?

Getting up and walking to get placed isn't really that hard, but I guess that's just I'm a pooptimist.

Pooptimist by Yayeet789123 January 3, 2019

pooptine 

Turds and gravy served over fries.

One order of Pooptine, please.

pooptine by Brougham96 June 28, 2015

poop time

When you get so drunk you puke all over yourself and your friends stuff and when youre in the bathroom throwing up all over yourself you dont know if its puke or poop, so you ask your friends and they sit there and laugh at your drunk ass... That is poop time

Friend: Dude it's poop time
You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
Friend: (blaaaaaaah) puking all over your stuff

poop time by fyuangneya!r! June 16, 2011

pooptie 

a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.

Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.

Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?

Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.

pooptie by maskedbacktapper May 10, 2010

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) 

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012