Poopyheimer 

(noun) - A person who sharts themselves in public and sits on it until everyone leaves to avoid the embarrassment of having to excuse themselves for no apparent reason.

Did you smell John in the board meeting yesterday? He seemed to be glued to his seat. I'm pretty sure he's a poopyheimer.

Poopyheimer by Mac_NZ June 22, 2010

Poopyweiner 

1. The end result of either a triumphant "my girl let me bang her in the ass" or the unfortunate "she won't let me take away her virginity." Either way, you end up with feces on your man-junk.

2. A game similar to horse, used with a tennis ball and spots marked on a wall. Spell out POOPYWEINER and lose.

3. Another name for a Duke Dog.

1. "Hey baby, i think I'm ready for sex, but I need to save my vajay-jay for marriage. Wanna do it in the butt?"

"Aww baby, that will give me mad poopyweiner"

2. "You gotta throw it off brick number 3 and catch it with your left hand...aww shit you missed. You lose poopyweiner."

3. "Look at that duke dog. She definitely looks like a poopyweiner."

Poopyweiner by naynay007 February 12, 2010

poopenheimer

The act of defecating into a bag. Then placing the bag in a discrete location, as to cause the general vicinity to permeate with fecal-matter odor. Preferable in a location that it will not be easily found.

Guy 1: Lets go poopenheimer the sorority houses!

Guy 2: Yeah, they'll never find it.

poopenheimer by Webster278 April 1, 2009

Poopenheimer

Term used when venting your anger. Also an dorogatory term used as a euthamism for stronger language, usually aimed at the younger generation

Oh Poopenheimer!
You little poopenheimer!

Poopenheimer by Joe Tierney February 7, 2008