pooptriot 

A pooptriot is someone who proclaims louder than anyone else that he loves his country, but then proceeds to travel thousands of miles in a pick-up truck full of loaded weapons, Molotov cocktails, and explosive devices, so he can violently break into his country's national legislature and make a half-assed attempt to kidnap the representatives from both major political parties and who people from all over the country voted into office. He will also threaten to kill the Vice President that he himself voted for. And, while also proclaiming very loudly that Blue Lives matter to him more than to any of those annoying Black Lives Matter people, he will beat a police officer in the head to death with a fire extinguisher. And, of course, he will also poop in the capitol building like a true patriot.

Pooptriot Lives Matter.

Remember the Pooptriot Riot on January 6, 2021?

pooptriot by MousseAuChocolat January 16, 2021

pooptote 

An inconsiderate bow legged freak who tries to kiss you and has a flute jammed down his throat.

On the first day of school i went to my first period P.E., i assumed it would br fine i liked my teacher and had some friends in it. Then i noticed this kid gawking at me,a nd after class i went to my locker and started changing, while my pants were off he tried to kiss me. pooptote.

pooptote by TheProcrastinaters January 23, 2011

poopritunity 

The windows of time in which one can take a much needed poop. Waiting too long can have detrimental effects on your intestinal system.

"Better hurry it up, gotta take my poopritunity, or else I won't be able to go."

poopritunity by J-Bo October 19, 2005

poopterious

Being mysterious about one's poop.

Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.

poopterious by Lesmarie March 17, 2013

Potatriot

A gullible twit that uses sketchy 'evidence' to justify pushing anti-establishment agendas. Usually a redneck. Frequently with an unnatural attraction to his sister or female cousins.

The POTATRIOTS showed up to the free speech demonstration and threatened to beat up the speaker if he didn't shut his stupid mouth.

Potatriot by thequietguywhogotpushedtoofar January 9, 2021

Potatriot

The act of making nonsensical political commentary while injecting your claim of being a patriot or patriotic while having the I.Q. of a potato.

Jon said it's his duty to stop the election because it was rigged, but has no evidence that will hold up in court. He's a Potatriot.

Potatriot by TheRubbamunkee May 24, 2022

potatriot

A person who claims to be a patriot to excuse their racism, despite the fact that the "facts" they cite have been disproven, and they clearly have no idea what they're on about.

"Fraser Anning's coming to town. The potatriots will be out in force."

potatriot by XenonSmash May 8, 2019