A pooptriot is someone who proclaims louder than anyone else that he loves his country, but then proceeds to travel thousands of miles in a pick-up truck full of loaded weapons, Molotov cocktails, and explosive devices, so he can violently break into his country's national legislature and make a half-assed attempt to kidnap the representatives from both major political parties and who people from all over the country voted into office. He will also threaten to kill the Vice President that he himself voted for. And, while also proclaiming very loudly that Blue Lives matter to him more than to any of those annoying Black Lives Matter people, he will beat a police officer in the head to death with a fire extinguisher. And, of course, he will also poop in the capitol building like a true patriot.
by MousseAuChocolat January 17, 2021