A pooptriot is someone who proclaims louder than anyone else that he loves his country, but then proceeds to travel thousands of miles in a pick-up truck full of loaded weapons, Molotov cocktails, and explosive devices, so he can violently break into his country's national legislature and make a half-assed attempt to kidnap the representatives from both major political parties and who people from all over the country voted into office. He will also threaten to kill the Vice President that he himself voted for. And, while also proclaiming very loudly that Blue Lives matter to him more than to any of those annoying Black Lives Matter people, he will beat a police officer in the head to death with a fire extinguisher. And, of course, he will also poop in the capitol building like a true patriot.
by MousseAuChocolat January 16, 2021
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The windows of time in which one can take a much needed poop. Waiting too long can have detrimental effects on your intestinal system.
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Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.
by Lesmarie March 17, 2013
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The POTATRIOTS showed up to the free speech demonstration and threatened to beat up the speaker if he didn't shut his stupid mouth.
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Jon said it's his duty to stop the election because it was rigged, but has no evidence that will hold up in court. He's a Potatriot.
by TheRubbamunkee May 24, 2022
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