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Definitions by Pooptexter

Pooptime 

An abbreviation of poop facetime

The act of FaceTime-ing while on the toilet.
Suzie almost puked while out to dinner with her parents when her boyfriend decided to pooptime her.
Pooptime by Pooptexter June 20, 2011

Poop FaceTime 

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!
Poop FaceTime by Pooptexter June 18, 2011