Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text

Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!

by Pooptexter June 18, 2011

Pooptime

An abbreviation of poop facetime

The act of FaceTime-ing while on the toilet.

Suzie almost puked while out to dinner with her parents when her boyfriend decided to pooptime her.

by Pooptexter June 21, 2011