Pooptimistic
Pooptimistic by Habibol51 September 28, 2026
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Pooptimist
Getting up and walking to get placed isn't really that hard, but I guess that's just I'm a pooptimist.
Pooptimist by Yayeet789123 January 3, 2019
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potimistic
Being hopeful while you are stoned!
The act of believing something while you are high as fuck and not realizing that you are soon to forget what you are being hopeful about as soon as the THC leaves your body.
The act of believing something while you are high as fuck and not realizing that you are soon to forget what you are being hopeful about as soon as the THC leaves your body.
(while stoned)
(Josh)Yo I think I will get that Government job tommorow I mean I know they are going to drug test me but who knows I may pass!
(Travis) Way to be Potimistic bro!
(Josh)Yo I think I will get that Government job tommorow I mean I know they are going to drug test me but who knows I may pass!
(Travis) Way to be Potimistic bro!
potimistic by Lamzaney May 17, 2011
peptimistic
A viewpoint where the glass is both half full and half empty. Where the optimism stops when you realize the sick reality people live in.
Being happy as a child until you discover how bad the world is with gangs, violence and sins.Its a stop between optemistic and pessimistic = peptimistic/poptimistic
peptimistic by Jam-to-the-Sun April 22, 2009
Potimistic
Potimism is a mental attitude reflecting a belief or hope that, after you hit the blunt, the outcome of some specific endeavor, or outcomes in general, will be positive, favorable, and desirable
ex1:
dude1: *hits the blunt* If people with one arm go get their nails done, do they pay half price?
dude2: dude you are being potimistic
ex2:
"the potimistic mood of the Sixties"
dude1: *hits the blunt* If people with one arm go get their nails done, do they pay half price?
dude2: dude you are being potimistic
ex2:
"the potimistic mood of the Sixties"
Potimistic by DarkN3sty January 30, 2019
poptimistic
One should not be overly poptimistic if da grain you're heating up with oil is either too old, or it's gotten really wet prior to being broiled.
poptimistic by QuacksO November 20, 2023
potimistic
potimistic by ToyYoda July 12, 2010
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