pooptruck 

A truck that has a tank in the back with plenty of suction, sucking the poop out of the sewers; and usually smells to poop!
Usually driven by the poopman or the poop collector.

Look! The pooptruck has arrived!
Time to get our toilets sucked empty!

pooptruck by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

poopfreckle 

1. A blemish acquired in the act of defecation such that a particle of feces splashes and adheres to the Gluteus Maximus so as to resemble a freckle.

2. A derogatory name for an individual who is new to the protestant sect of the Christian faith, as well as, overly vocal about their new lifestyle.

Sally, who otherwise had perfect complexion, had several poopfreckles after todays lunch of fish tacos.

Timmy was not allowed to go to bed until he scrubbed off all his poopfreckles.

poopfreckle by Shakespeare of Shit November 15, 2011

poopfucker 

Someone who fucks poop, directly or indirectly. Often used as a derogative term for gays.

Guy 1: Richard Simmons is a poopfucker!

Guy 2: Ew, yeah probably.

poopfucker by The Weenis February 11, 2008

Poopchucks 

The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.

Fido, if you don't hurry up and get back in the house, I'm going to use your own crap against you with these poopchucks.

Poopchucks by Zachakack Pelt A. Shot October 14, 2008

poopchuck 

V: When one experiences vomiting and defecation simultaneously, usually in a violent manner as a result of illness.

I got some terrible food poisoning last week, I spent all night in the bathroom poopchucking.

poopchuck by notfeelingwell January 25, 2011

poopsucker

1. one who sucks feces
2. term used to describe a fish who sucks debris off of surfaces as a food source.
3. a term used to describe someone who is generally unfavorable.

I put the poopsucker in my aquarium and it wasted no time to get right to sucking the shit.

My dad was being a real poopsucker when he kicked me out of the house to fuck some chick.

poopsucker by Jon Fenner August 29, 2005

Poopfuckshit 

A bunch of unwanted things, or an expression of distress. Can be abbreviated as PFS.

1. I'm so upset, I've had to deal with this poopfuckshit all day.
2. Bob: Hey Rick, you're car's on fire.
Rick: poopfuckshit!!

Poopfuckshit by llamallamayomama November 29, 2011