Poopchucks 

The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.

Fido, if you don't hurry up and get back in the house, I'm going to use your own crap against you with these poopchucks.

Poopchucks by Zachakack Pelt A. Shot October 14, 2008

poopchuck 

V: When one experiences vomiting and defecation simultaneously, usually in a violent manner as a result of illness.

I got some terrible food poisoning last week, I spent all night in the bathroom poopchucking.

poopchuck by notfeelingwell January 25, 2011

Poopfuckshit 

A bunch of unwanted things, or an expression of distress. Can be abbreviated as PFS.

1. I'm so upset, I've had to deal with this poopfuckshit all day.
2. Bob: Hey Rick, you're car's on fire.
Rick: poopfuckshit!!

Poopfuckshit by llamallamayomama November 29, 2011

Poopchuckle 

The act of putting a tube in your rectum and putting the other end in someone else's and taking a diarrhea dump while both giggling hysterically as the poop is being transferred from ones anus to another.

"Hey Mr. Simms tonight you and I are gonna poopchuckle."

Poopchuckle by Greg Simms February 14, 2017

poopchunky

somebody who drives you nuts. Somebody who you think is annoying.

Jennie is being soo poochunky!! Why does she have to bother me.

poopchunky by Sarah January 1, 2005

poopchutes and bladders 

Loosely based on the hit boardgame Chutes and Ladders. The object of this new board game from Porker Brothers is to land on as many spaces on the board that display a pile of steamy poo as possible in 15 moves. The winner of the game then gets to empty his/her bladder onto his unworthy opponents.

You better hope I dont win in our game of Poopchutes and Bladders tonight cuz Ive been drinking orange juice all day and havent pissed once!!

poopchutes and bladders by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

poopchunk 

any person who is being a real piece of shit at any given time

Billy was being a real poopchunk today during lunch.

poopchunk by im in the band..... May 8, 2006