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1. A blemish acquired in the act of defecation such that a particle of feces splashes and adheres to the Gluteus Maximus so as to resemble a freckle.

2. A derogatory name for an individual who is new to the protestant sect of the Christian faith, as well as, overly vocal about their new lifestyle.
Sally, who otherwise had perfect complexion, had several poopfreckles after todays lunch of fish tacos.

Timmy was not allowed to go to bed until he scrubbed off all his poopfreckles.
by Shakespeare of Shit November 14, 2011
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