oopsturbate 

To accidentally poop while masturbating.

"Good thing I was in the shower at the time, because I totally oopsturbated this morning!"

oopsturbate by BUC73 May 14, 2014

poopsturbate

The act of manually achieving orgasm shortly after a successful bowel movement.

I always poopsturbate once a day, usually after my classes.

poopsturbate by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009

poopsturbate

Killing two birds with one stone

Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope

poopsturbate by papa moyer February 28, 2011

obsturbate 

One who observes closely "stalk" an attractive woman with the intention of rubbing one out in her honor. IE: Punching the Clown, riding the great white knuckler

Victim A reported that Candy Dan followd through with his threat to obsturbate, forcing the officer to fill out the restraining order. Candy Dan was already eyeballing his next obsturbating victim.....

obsturbate by Candy Dan June 12, 2011