Poolsturbation

When playing pool/billiards, and you either miss an easy shot or make a shot and leave yourself no possible shot to follow. Leaving your opponent satisfied without having to do a thing.

I gave the Chucklhead easy satisfaction on the pool table when my poor play left him able to make himself happy. Poolsturbation.

by Grandpasmith April 17, 2024

Poolsturbation

When playing a game of billiards, after successfully making your designated ball, and you do not leave yourself a follow-up shot. Effectively screwing yourself during your turn. Can be conjugated to "poolsturbated" or "poolsturbate".

"While playing Erik at Bozeman's bar, I made a great shot and left myself nothing to shoot at. Dang poolsturbation!"

by Grandpasmith February 4, 2025

Poopturbation

1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.

2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)

1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.

2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”

by Swamy swimwamlitts June 21, 2019

Poosturbating

To masturbate while pooping, simple right?

Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.

by Cheatachu April 2, 2008

Poopsturbation

The act of grabbing a crock of shit and using it as lubricant while polishing the rusty handle (aka jacking off). Not for the faint hearted. Widely practiced in Germany.

Jacking off old school is nice and all, but poopsturbation gets me off in seconds!

by ein Kackspieler November 5, 2010

poopsturbating

the act of masturbating on the toilet....

"it's a race for the bathroom every morning, i know my room mate is in the poopsturbating"

by orenbombs October 7, 2012

posturbation

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.

If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.

by pteryakisan October 30, 2013