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popperbate

to goon out on poppers while in an intense jack off session
dude i got some good popperbate time in yesteday and shot a huge load.
popperbate by popperbator January 21, 2009

pooperbate 

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
pooperbate by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

poosterbate 

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.
poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

poopsturbate

The act of manually achieving orgasm shortly after a successful bowel movement.
I always poopsturbate once a day, usually after my classes.
poopsturbate by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009

Poopetrate 

Poopetrated, Poopetrates, Poopetration, Poopetrating, an act performed by a poopetrator. To commit criminal acts with the use of feces in a manner that is revolting and irresponsible to the rules of social norms, or in a hostile way or in acts of revenge against another or their property.
To poopetrate on another would be to allow one's canine to poop or defecate in another's yard. Acts of poopetration were performed on the neighbors whom the poopetrator did not like. Using his dog's need to defecate as the weapon, my neighbor has poopetrated on my yard. My hidden camera caught his acts of poopetration. Poopetration is not limited to dog feces, but can include any type of feces used to commit a criminal act. This neighbor poopetrates on his neighbor every day by allowing his dog to take a crap on his yard.
Poopetrate by dmar239 March 21, 2013

poopsturbate

Killing two birds with one stone
Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
poopsturbate by papa moyer February 28, 2011