Poopterbate
When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.
Poopterbate by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008
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popperbate
popperbate by popperbator January 21, 2009
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pooperbate
Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
pooperbate by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010
poosterbate
The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014
poopsturbate
poopsturbate by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009
Poopetrate
Poopetrated, Poopetrates, Poopetration, Poopetrating, an act performed by a poopetrator. To commit criminal acts with the use of feces in a manner that is revolting and irresponsible to the rules of social norms, or in a hostile way or in acts of revenge against another or their property.
To poopetrate on another would be to allow one's canine to poop or defecate in another's yard. Acts of poopetration were performed on the neighbors whom the poopetrator did not like. Using his dog's need to defecate as the weapon, my neighbor has poopetrated on my yard. My hidden camera caught his acts of poopetration. Poopetration is not limited to dog feces, but can include any type of feces used to commit a criminal act. This neighbor poopetrates on his neighbor every day by allowing his dog to take a crap on his yard.
Poopetrate by dmar239 March 21, 2013
poopsturbate
Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
poopsturbate by papa moyer February 28, 2011
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