poopspray

when you hijack one of those trucks that sprays the manure all over the fields for fertilizer and use it to spray shit on unsuspecting people who walk by.

its gonna be awesome- im gonna go poopspray outside the mall this weekend

by hmmmmm December 14, 2004

poopsplat

When you have to use the bathroom so badly when you sit on the toilet it splatters everywhere.

Puckett must have really needed to go, look at the poopsplat everywhere.

by Jeffica December 1, 2009

poopscraint

The territory on a male's nether regions including the poop chute, scrotum, and taint.

I got kicked in the poopscraint during the soccer game today--I didn't know which part to hold.

by akilles13 March 18, 2009

poopspank

Deciding to masturbate while pooping

Jeff was pooping while reading porn in my bathroom and decided to have a poopspank

by NeHi420 August 16, 2006

Poopsprinkles

Poopsprinkles appear when you buy cheap toilet paper, the toilet paper attached itself to the poop into small balls. If you have any hairs they will attach to them as well.

A: Mom dont buy this toilet paper anymore! It gave me poopsprinkles that ripped my asshairs off!

by smashingdangan November 29, 2018

poopstrapped

Unable to do something urgently because of sitting on the toilet and pooping.

Mom could not prevent her child from going into the kitchen because she was poopstrapped

by busy_mom12 April 24, 2014

Poopsplash

A strong statement of disagreement; an exclamation which shows dislike for something.

1.Mother: You have to clean your room.
Son: Poopsplash on that mom.

2.Poopsplash! My baseball team just lost the world series.

by The Supreme1 April 6, 2009