Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.
Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.
by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014
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To spank someone or someone's ass with a big wooden spoon. A big wooden spoon must be involved or else it's just spanking...
I'm gonna poopspank your clit with a big wooden spoon!

You just got poopspank'd!...with a big wooden spoon.
by Matt S. - BlindFaithZero December 23, 2003
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