Deciding to masturbate while pooping
Jeff was pooping while reading porn in my bathroom and decided to have a poopspank
by NeHi420 August 16, 2006
To spank someone or someone's ass with a big wooden spoon. A big wooden spoon must be involved or else it's just spanking...
I'm gonna poopspank your clit with a big wooden spoon!

You just got poopspank'd!...with a big wooden spoon.
by Matt S. - BlindFaithZero December 24, 2003