Poopsprinkles

Poopsprinkles appear when you buy cheap toilet paper, the toilet paper attached itself to the poop into small balls. If you have any hairs they will attach to them as well.

A: Mom dont buy this toilet paper anymore! It gave me poopsprinkles that ripped my asshairs off!

Poopsprinkles by smashingdangan November 29, 2018

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Poopsprinkles

The residual fecal matter that is left in the toilet after someone does not flush the toilet correctly.

I went to use the restroom and someone left poopsprinkles in the toilet.

Poopsprinkles by YupNoYupNo June 13, 2019

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Poop Sprinkles

When you take a bath and you wash your asshole, and you find a little piece of shit stuck to the hair of your asshole, and you take it out and let it linger in the bath whilst bathing yourself.

"Oh, yeah, Monica like last night when I took a bath, I found poop sprinkles floating around my asshole."

Poop Sprinkles by littlepoopsprinklez June 24, 2014

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poop sprinkles

(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.

Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.

poop sprinkles by hanxchelx April 23, 2009

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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