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The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.
Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk
Poopjerk by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021
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Pooparonus 

poop ah ro nus

Another word for diarrhea

A monumental eruption in the bowel
I can't go to school today because I have pooparonus
Pooparonus by Skylander "G" January 26, 2017

Peepary-Poopary 

It is a fun word for toilet, restroom. It is a place where you can do number one and number two. It rhymes with bipiti baapti, the American version of how Italians speak. A short form of Peepary-Poopary is poopary, if you feel it's too long, but it's always fun to say it fully and I recommend it to experience the complete effect of the word. It is allowed to use the world as poopary-peepary.
Sean: Where is James?
Joe: He's been in the Peepary-Poopary for more than an hour.
Sean: Speaking of which, I need to make a quick visit to the peepary-poopary myself. I hope James finishes soon.

Pooptardus 

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.
Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!
Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015
A portmamteau of “poor” and “hokjar”, used to describe a dumb, low-performing person (as well as the condition of being financially tight)
Me: I am ultimate poorjar
Literally others else: Your “poorjar” is hokmultiverse
Poorjar by ahgjycfxngtcngdzhtfj December 11, 2021

poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.
man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"