poopjar

A red-flag of someone that you are willing to date that is so repulsive that you have to completely stop liking them. It’s called poopjar, because imagine if you found out someone you liked collected poop in jars, you wouldn’t like them anymore.

Bruh, i found out that Macy dyes her armpit hair. That’s a poopjar for sure.

by Bigboy822 September 11, 2020

Poopjerk

The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.

Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk

by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021

Pooparonus

poop ah ro nus

Another word for diarrhea

A monumental eruption in the bowel

I can't go to school today because I have pooparonus

by Skylander "G" January 26, 2017

Peepary-Poopary

It is a fun word for toilet, restroom. It is a place where you can do number one and number two. It rhymes with bipiti baapti, the American version of how Italians speak. A short form of Peepary-Poopary is poopary, if you feel it's too long, but it's always fun to say it fully and I recommend it to experience the complete effect of the word. It is allowed to use the world as poopary-peepary.

Sean: Where is James?
Joe: He's been in the Peepary-Poopary for more than an hour.
Sean: Speaking of which, I need to make a quick visit to the peepary-poopary myself. I hope James finishes soon.

by word_inventor_2014 July 10, 2014

Pooptardus

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

Poorjar

A portmamteau of “poor” and “hokjar”, used to describe a dumb, low-performing person (as well as the condition of being financially tight)

Me: I am ultimate poorjar
Literally others else: Your “poorjar” is hokmultiverse

by ahgjycfxngtcngdzhtfj December 11, 2021

poopjasterblevomulate

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

by brokeback matt July 7, 2010