pooparazzi 

The well meaning, yet throughly annoying, people who want to play with and talk to your dog while you are trying to get him to go to the bathroom.

M: Why did it take you so long to walk Charles?

L: It took for ever to get him to go because he was so distracted by the pooparazzi. I finally had to go to another street so he could pee and poo in private.

pooparazzi by Mr. Jet Set October 10, 2008

paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.

"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"

paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...

The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...

Political Paparazzi by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008

paparazzi 

photographers and other people involved in the media, who follow people, especially celebrities, in order to look for stories

The Paparazzi are all over this town. They are such assholes.

paparazzi by Light Joker August 14, 2007

Paparazzi Magnet 

A Person who is constantly being Followed By the Paparazzi. Is always on the cover of tabloid magizines like Star. Often very amusing!

Gosh Britney Spears is such a Paparazzi Magnet!

Paparazzi Magnet by Miss Juno Harris March 24, 2008

White Trash Paparazzi 

A heard of camera phone wielding people taking pictures of someone or a group of people.

At a bikini contest there was heard of White Trash Paparazzi taking pictures of slutty bikini models with disposable and prepaid picture phones.

White Trash Paparazzi by Capt'n Dick October 18, 2008

digital paparazzi 

A friend with obsessive digital camera habits who subsequently posts all images without editing in blogs, Flikr, Myspace, etc.. The modern phenomenon of constant personal photo coverage by friends with digitals.

God, I felt like Lady Di after that bitch pulled a digital paparazzi last night. Have you seen the slideshow?

digital paparazzi by tterragnoslen July 20, 2008