poopjack

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.

I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!

by GuitarMarshall February 18, 2011

poopjack

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.

Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.

by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

poopjack

To hijack one's social media, usually to post status updates involving pooping.

Dan poopjacked Wendy while she was answering the door.

by ryemyles May 14, 2014

Poopyjack

1. the act of shitting on ones face and smearing it with the anus. 2. legendary player on modern warfare 2 on xbox live.

1. yo man, last night this guy passed out at the party and i totally gave him a Poopyjack! 2. man i just got owned by Poopyjack.

by poopyjack June 3, 2010

popjacked

When a pop singer makes a reference to an iconic singer or song to add value to their song.

Miley Cyrus totally popjacked Jay-z in her single Party in the USA

by GudLdr October 3, 2015

poojack

To defecate whilst orgasming from masturbation.

I poojacked while I was on the john

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Poopjaculate

To accidentally deficate when reaching orgasm via g-spot stimulation through anal sex.

I was really pounding Julie's fart box furiously when the whore poopjaculated on my cock.

by Anal Czar September 7, 2010