poopjack

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.

I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!

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Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.

poopjack by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

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To hijack one's social media, usually to post status updates involving pooping.

Dan poopjacked Wendy while she was answering the door.

poopjack by ryemyles May 14, 2014

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Poopyjack

1. the act of shitting on ones face and smearing it with the anus. 2. legendary player on modern warfare 2 on xbox live.

1. yo man, last night this guy passed out at the party and i totally gave him a Poopyjack! 2. man i just got owned by Poopyjack.

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When a pop singer makes a reference to an iconic singer or song to add value to their song.

popjacked by GudLdr October 3, 2015

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I poojacked while I was on the john

poojack by Anonymous July 1, 2003

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To accidentally deficate when reaching orgasm via g-spot stimulation through anal sex.

I was really pounding Julie's fart box furiously when the whore poopjaculated on my cock.

Poopjaculate by Anal Czar September 7, 2010

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